3 drunk men
They stopped a taxi and the taxi driver figured that they were drunk so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'
The first guy gave him money,
second guy said thanks!
but the third guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
So he asked "what was that for?"
The third guy reply "Control your speed next time,you almost killed us!!"